I opened the card and flipped through the comments, passages of broken Spanish my coworkers had scribbled wishing me "buenas suerte." It was all kind of depressing until I got to the bottom and saw what my boss, Todd, had jotted down in the bottom right hand corner "How do you say 'I have no money or job" in Spanish?"
i'm still laughing about it.
No tengo dinera o trabajo. signed, Jessie Lee